Let's say you're on Tatooine, and you're doing your job as a Storm Trooper looking for these 2 droids that have plans for your new Moon sized space station. These plans have a diagram of this little port (no bigger than a Womp rat really) that a single missile fired into, can make this entire space station blow up killing your entire family, and all your friends, well pretty much everyone you ever knew because you're a clone. It's sure as hell not likely to happen unless they bad guys had some sort of Jedi Master on their side, but hell there hasn't really been one of those for years. You figure this shit isn't ever going to happen, but you gotta make it seem like you're oing your job when this sexy ass girl walks by with miniature versions of those droids hanging between her nice big perky tits. THOSE are the droids you're really looking for aren't they? Screw the full sized models. No ones going to be able to fly an X-Wing going like a thousand miles an hour down that tiny little trench, and shoot a missile into that tiny vent port. Come on.
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