"Blah Blah! I want to suck your dick! Blah Blah!" Ever since they decided to start making vampires sexy, we all knew eventually it was just going to be straight up porn. They've been doing it in books for generations, but the movies always made them monsters, until Interview with a Vampire and Bram Stokers Dracula came around in the 90's. Now everyone and their mom wants to hump the undead. Well, when we see vamps like this one, we can see the attraction. There's never been a better reason for technical necrophilia ever. Hell, she's not even pale. There's apparently been some really big advances in vampirism.
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