Washing up on the beach with he wreckage of your ship would normally be a bad day in most peoples books, but this guy just so happened to have washed up on a lonely beach with a semi-naked and completely horny elf girl. She just walks up to him strips naked and starts pawing at his dick. From what we understand, that will absolutely take things from shitty, to awesome in no time at all any day of the week. Sure, he lost his crew and a ship that's probably worth a small fortune, but he got laid almost instantly. We're going to call it even this time universe.
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