Trekkers are fans of the philosophy of "Live Long and Prosper". Our Fangirl here is more of a fan of the philosophy "Live Long and Procreate." She wonders to herself, "Why do all the green girls from different planets get all the Captain lovin', when there's a red blooded Terran has needs?" So she gets on her communicator and orders the computer to route a message to the Captains quarters. Sure it's against Star Fleet regulations for a Captain to fraternize with the crew, but she's good at keeping a secret, and what Red Blooded Terran man is going to turn this down?
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