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Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Lollipop Chainsaw Cosplay - Juliet Starling Kills Some Zombie Scum

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BONUS 1 !!!!!

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BONUS 2 !!!!

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Most Of These Pictures Are Fucking Huge And Trust Us You Want To See Every Detail

Okay we're starting off slow today. There's not that many in this set, but okay it's Juliet Starling and holy shit is she hot. But, it's not Jessica Nigri. Okay well guess what, that last two is Jessica Nigri, and yes indeed that is her ass that your eyeballs are glued too. (I have a girl crush on her too, and if she ever reads this, and why the hell wouldn't she? Jessica, please get in contact with me.) The 4 before that is a cosplayer named Ytka Matilda. She's a hottie as well. Now you might be noticing a surprising lack of nudity in this set as well, unless you count Jessica's perfect little ass nudity. Well that's because for some fucking reason, we can not find any naked cosplay of this character. There's tons of 3D CG porn out there, but there's no real life sexy ladies dressed up like Ms. Starling, and that is weird to us. She's a character that is way over sexualized, huge tits, flashing panties, sucking on a lollipop, and has her boyfriends head next to her butt the entire time, yet there is NO god damn naked pictures of her getting naked and naughty. WHY? And e fucking tried. We tried for days. If you noticed there wasn't anything at all for a big portion of yesterday, then now you know why. We were on the hunt. But NOTHING!!! Come on horny cosplayers. Get to San Romero High and get fucking naked already.

Friday, January 23, 2015

Sinderella - The Belle Of The Ballers

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Well we all know the story of Cinderella, but do you know the story of Sinderella? Young poor horny girl, constantly masturbating, Fairy God Vibrator magically makes her into a princess so she can go get laid at the Ballers Club in town? It's a classic. We all know and masturbate to it, luckily we still have the pictures to remember that special night.

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

The Steampunk Bordello - Steamgirl Sexiness

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Steampunk is where Victorian Style and Jewels Verne meets technology from now. As if Steam power was the only means to power the world. Well what do you think might happen if you take that concept and add in the worlds oldest profession? You end up with this picture set. A sexy couple of slutty girls ready to go "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea" on you. One will take you "From the Earth to the Moon" while the other take you "Around the World in 80 Days". Then they'll let you "Journey to the Center of the Earth", but trust us when we tell you this, Do Not let them convince you to get "The Mysterious Island". You will not walk right for a week. Keep it safe guys.

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Jessica Rabbit, Shows Us What You Got PPPPPPPPPlease!!!

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Okay, I'm going to be honest. We don't remember Jessica Rabbit having so many tattoos, but the last time we saw her was the 90's, so a lot could change between then and now. No matter when she got inked, she is still looking hot as fuck. Hell she looks younger than she did. In fact... she looks a lot more like a real person than she did.... wait a minute.... No that's for sure her. I guess she was tied to those train tracks, and Roger must have saved her. I think she's about to show her appreciation. She's already showed everything else, and damnit, we thank her for it.