Showing posts with label GI Joe. Show all posts
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Tuesday, February 3, 2015

The Baroness Cosplay Girl - Baroness Gets Horny But Destro Isn't Anywhere To Be Found - What's A Girl To Do?








































Well here we are. The largest cosplay picture set we've ever bothered putting up for you guys. I's a girl we all know and love. The Baroness. The evil mastermind woman that's part of the evil terrorist organization known as Cobra. Her beloved boyfriend is the second in command to the group, and it's gotta be rough on her. He has a metal head. No, he's not the headbanging type of metal head, he has a metal mask over his head, that has no mouth or nose holes, and besides the fact that he can't breathe at all it's gotta be rough for The Baroness as well. Imagine never getting a kiss, or ever getting ate out. That shit would suck... actually he wouldn't be able to suck ether... How's the mother fucker eat? Sorry getting distracted with unimportant fan girl things again. When the Baroness here finds herself alone, (or maybe with a Joe watching because it's always more fun when someone watches ;) ) she likes to strip down out of her pleather uniform that shows off all those fantastic curves, and rub one out. Cold metal floor? Who cares? She'll warm it up. Right in the middle of a secret base that any number of enemies or allies could walk in on at any moment? Well isn't it more fun when you might get caught? The fact is the Baroness is a sexy nerd girl who has needs, and damn it she's going to take care of those needs, and we get to watch.


Monday, January 12, 2015

Baroness' Destro Disaster


The Baroness' boyfriend is a big guy with a metal face. A metal face that never opens of is taken off, or has the ability to open even the mouth portion on. Let's not question how he eats, but instead let's ask how he "eats". The simple answer is he doesn't. That's obviously going to be frustrating to the Baroness, but Destro is a complete psychopath. Not someone you want to piss off, so out theory is that when the Baroness needs to get her pussy ate, she gets one of the no name faceless Cobra soldiers  to do the work for her. If she gets caught she says they used some kind of pheromone on her, Destro kills the no-name guy, and she gets away with it Scott free. Maybe we just think to much about this shit.