Why the hell did they reboot Spider-man, a movie less than a decade old? Money. What did we get? A sub par kinda boring version of what we already seen, and a badly done CG Lizard. (Then a weird Electro who got his powers from Radioactive fucking electric eels. DaFuq?) Any Positives? Well, we're a fan of Emma Stone and her nicely shaped ass, other than that... not so fucking much. So our plans to make it good again? Another damn reboot. But this time make Spider-man a naked 20 year old with a great ass and radioactive horny sense. She senses when people get horny, and has to go fix that! What the hell does that have to do with the radioactive spider and powers and responsibility and stuff? Look at the pictures above and tell us you give a shit.
