Spiderman Reboot Reboot Idea - Make The Character Female and Naked - Approved

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Why the hell did they reboot Spider-man, a movie less than a decade old? Money. What did we get? A sub par kinda boring version of what we already seen, and a badly done CG Lizard. (Then a weird Electro who got his powers from Radioactive fucking electric eels. DaFuq?) Any Positives? Well, we're a fan of Emma Stone and her nicely shaped ass, other than that... not so fucking much. So our plans to make it good again? Another damn reboot. But this time make Spider-man a naked 20 year old with a great ass and radioactive horny sense. She senses when people get horny, and has to go fix that! What the hell does that have to do with the radioactive spider and powers and responsibility and stuff? Look at the pictures above and tell us you give a shit.

Black Widow and Spider-Man Alleyway Fun

 

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Well it had to happen. Comic Books love crossovers, and us nerds like naked chicks giving out blowjobs. Put the two together, and you have the Russian spy Black Widow, and the overly friendly neighborhood Spider-Man fornicating in a dark alleyway. Clearly the Widow needs some information from Spidey, and there's only one way to get it out of him.

Spider-Man get's a Handful of Pussy

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Black Cat is supposed to be seductive. She uses her sex appeal to get her way, but sometimes it takes a little more persuasion than normal. Spider-Man is very happy to be persuaded. Let's be honest, we'd all be persuaded if this cosplaying fangirl asked us to do anything.if the reward as this.

The Hottest Mary Jane Watson Ever

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Face it Tiger, you hit the jackpot. This is one of the hottest Mary Jane's I've ever seen, not to mention she's one of the hottest girls I've ever seen. Thank you genetics... and you didn't even need a radioactive spider to help.

The Hottest Justice League Ever

 

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Well except for the girl who chose the Spider-Man shirt, we have ourselves the best version of the Justice League ever imagined. Okay, who care's if Spider-Man is Marvel? In this instance, she's a perfect addition to the JLA. I just wish girls like this dressed like this everyday. Thank you Halloween, for all that you give us.