Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts

Sunday, February 1, 2015

Star Whores Episode 7: The Whores Awaken - The Sexy Adventure of Mara Jade Skywalker






















Star Wars Episode 7 will soon be in theaters and the rumor mill of the internet is running wild with fan theories that Mara Jade Skywalker will appear in the movie. For those of you that don't know Mara Jade is Luke's Wife in the extended Star Wars Universe, and as since become a fan favorite. She is also a Jedi master and she is known for having fire red hair, and being beautiful. If you're not familiar wit the character, there seems to be a good chance you'll be familiar with her when the movie comes out. Above, is a fan interpretation of when Luke and Mara met. Maybe not right away, but eventually. I mean they did get married and they have a kid, so we're going to assume Luke had to have seen something along these lines at some point or another. So welcome to the Red Side of the Force my friends. It's the sexiest side of them all.

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Star Whores - Who Knew R2-D2 Could Be So Sexy









R2 was a cute little droid who had a pretty vital role in a blockbuster movie franchise that every nerd on the planet loves, us here at NerdyDirtyGirls included. If the little beeping and booping droid had gotten shot by the Star Destroyer at the beginning of A New Hope, NONE of the other two great films could have happened. Luckily, that 1 guy who said "Hold your fire, there's no life forms aboard". None the less he's been a fan favorite ever since. Now we have sexy ass nerd girls with a dress that look like the beloved droid. Take this one for example. She likes him so much that she's decided to pleasure herself right after slipping this tight dress on over her sexy hips and huge tits. And we thought we liked Star Wars.

Monday, January 12, 2015

Star Wars Fangirl Fun











Horny Star Wars Fangirls. Is there anything better? The answer is No. They are passionate about their particular fandom, they are happy to get naked while wearing their Star Wars collectibles. Hell some of them even masturbate with Lightsabers. We can not be happier about it, and from the look on their faces, it seems they're just as happy as we are about it. To paraphrase a saying from the 90's, "You go fangirls!"

 



Sunday, January 11, 2015

Return of That Jedi Booty






Hey! Did you guys know that Star Wars was popular? yeah... we had no idea. In fact there's apparently a ton of movies, cartoons, books, fan fiction, games, toys... hell there's even a line of coffee cups. Who knew? Well these girls for sure knew. And they are straight up Jedi Knights.Not only are they crazy hot, they can legit kick your ass with a lightsaber. I'm not a fan of getting my ass kicked, but I mean, if it's these chicks doing it... we might just have to call it even.

 



Saturday, January 10, 2015

Booba Fett wants to get Rekt


In an alternate universe Boba Fett is Booba Fett, (for obvious reasons) and she not only hunts down bounty's she also hunts down Booty. She's the horniest Bounty hunter in this galaxy far far away, and she always gets her man... or woman, depending on what mood she's in.

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